The majority girls care about anything
MM said: “I love you.”
I blushed, I do not want to harm her: “I am no money, no house and car.”
MM stare at my eyes: “I know.”
“My monthly income of only 1,500.”
MM’s vision is still very firm: “In the future will be more.”
I used to shake hands - but the cigarette out: “Every day I smoke a pack of cigarettes, a drink on the trouble.”
MM laughed: “I have in the future, your mind at ease.”
I, the backbone of the emerging chill a while, stammer and said to her: Actually, I am in fact…… rogue……
MM I did not finish, and so on soft in my arms, sounds fine if mosquito-ming,: “Early Lustful you know, I Nilao secretly aiming Chest”
Spewing out a bleeds, I Baojin the MM petite body warm-blooded let me. Then I suddenly think of a very important issue, I decided to inform the MM.

Five seconds after the rise of MM asked me: “Really?”
I nodded grief locations. MM silent for a while I Zhengkai Chishou the embrace of a slap in the face to me, I yelled North Korea angrily: “What, smoke from the Carrefour bought?”

note:Although is the joke, recently were many in the Chinese Internet similar joke, but it could respond that appeared is being in any point of view!

Tags: carrefour, chinese internet, girls, joke, money, slap in the face

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